AskMen's Celebrity Top 10 channel offers compelling lists and insight, often from celebs themselves. The cinema is an ever evolving art form that has made countless changes in the short time that it has existed. Great masters and auteurs have risen and fallen. And if you liked this post, be sure to check out these popular posts: The Ten Most Iconic Photos Of The 1940s The Iconic Jacqueline Kennedy In 25 Revealing Photos The. ![]() ![]() Narrowing down a list of the best was hard enough, but narrowing down a list of the worst was even more difficult. There are just so many awful ones to choose from. To make it clear, the only criteria for the list was that to qualify for the worst, the monsters couldn’t have been utilized in service a tongue- in- cheek/knowingly campy film. Therefore – no “Gingerdead Man”, no “Hobgoblins”, no “The Stuff” (aka killer yogurt). You’d think that would narrow the choices down by a lot, but alas – there really is no limit to the number of abhorrent monster movies that take themselves completely seriously. Really though, we should be thanking the filmmakers of these debacles for their contributions to the world of cinema – I mean, when I’m stoned out of my mind and eating handfuls of Milano cookies, it’s not like I’m in the mood to watch an Ingmar Bergman movie. Movie Sex Scenes 10 Steamy Movie Scenes And What You Can Learn From Them. Best Movies of 2013 interactive top ten list at TheTopTens®. Vote, add to, or comment on the Best Movies of 2013. There are FOUR contests for you to choose from. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all four and quadruple. The Ten Most Famous Movie Quotes (According to The Guinness Book of Film) Top 10 Most Famous Movie Quotes: These are the ten most recognizable film quotes. What Was Supposed to Happen: At the beginning of Casino Royale, the first James Bond movie starring Daniel Craig, 007 travels to the Bahamas to get information from a. 100 Most Iconic Movie Images, Moments or Scenes: In the entire history of cinema, these are 100 of the most iconic or. In 1984, a horror icon was born by the name of Freddy Krueger, in Wes Craven’s landmark horror classic A Nightmare on Elm Street. Key to the film’s success was.![]() ![]() I learned the lesson a long time ago that existential angst just doesn’t mix well with mind- controlling substances. Gor. Film: The Brain from Planet Arous (1. One of the worst/greatest things about z- grade drive- in cinema from the `5. Take, for example, Gor, the “Brain from Planet Arous”, who takes the form of. Gor also has glowing eyes, which he apparently uses to emit radiation and burn people. To really get the full effect of this monster’s ridiculousness though, you simply must see him in action – he’s about as menacing as a helium balloon at a three- year- old’s birthday party. Demonically- Possessed Lamp. Film: Amityville 4: The Evil Escapes (1. The Amityville films were always ridiculous, but the fourth entry brought the franchise to a new low when the “evil” in the house was transported from Long Island to California in the form of a. The film starts at a yard sale at the infamous Amityville house, where an old woman buys the lamp for her sister as a joke and ships it off to her home in California. Unfortunately for her sister, the demons from Amityville somehow escaped through a light socket (because demons apparently travel through electricity and appear as a moving lump through power cords) into the ugly, brass, vaguely human- shaped monstrosity to wreak havoc in their new location. Honestly, I could’ve come up with a better idea if I was seven years old and huffing paint fumes. Note: Writer/director Sandor Stern also wrote and directed “Pin”, one of the most underrated horror films of the 1. How he went from that to this, I’ll never know. Giant Killer Rabbits. Film: Night of the Lepus (1. Based on the intentionally humorous and satiric novel The Year of the Angry Rabbit by Russell Braddon, Night of the Lepus unfortunately adopted the opposite approach by taking the premise completely seriously. Second mistake was using real domesticated rabbits (the plump, cute and furry kind) to portray the “monsters” rampaging through an Arizona community. Let’s just say that the director of this abomination (William F. Claxton, who actually helmed a couple decent Twilight Zone episodes) didn’t get one goddamn thing right. Look, had he not been so lazy and actually hired a practical f/x guy to create some decent effects instead of filming real bunnies (who inexplicably run in slow motion and roar like dinosaurs) and if he hadn’t used dudes wearing bargain- basement rabbit suits for the close- up attack scenes, we might have had something that was at least a lot of (intentional) fun. As it stands, the scariest thing in the movie remains those hideous, fucked- up yellow- and- purple striped `7. Janet Leigh (who apparently took the role because the filming location was close to her house). Note: There’s also the whole issue of the rabbits suddenly developing carnivorous appetites, which the characters for some reason wholeheartedly accept with no reservation. The Giant Claw. Film: The Giant Claw (1. This winged creature looks like a giant flying turkey with razor- sharp teeth, but in the movie it’s described as an extraterrestrial creature made up of antimatter, making it invulnerable to earthly weapons. It still looks fucking stupid. The funniest thing about the “Giant Claw” is its awkwardness – sure it’s big and can bite an airplane in two, but it’s also the buzzard equivalent of the last kid picked for the soccer team in junior high. Clumsy, unattractive, oddly proportioned; all the thing needs is headgear and inch- thick glasses, and the military would likely be tempted to fire giant spitballs out of a cannon or build a giant toilet to dunk the monster’s head in. Bonus: Watch for the scene where the “Claw” appears to be using the Empire State Building as a giant dildo. Ro- Man. Film: Robot Monster (1. What do you get when you put a space helmet on a gorilla? Ok, first of all, couldn’t the filmmakers at least have come up with a better name than “Ro- Man”? Even in the less- than- stellar canon of B- movie monsters, I doubt the level of stupidity required to settle on the moniker “Ro- Man” has ever been topped. Second, this dude killed 9. Earth using a “calcinator death ray” in one fell swoop, yet for the last eight survivors he has to personally hunt down and physically strangle each one of them? They couldn’t have even given him a decent weapon? Third, it’s a minor miracle Ro- Man is even able to catch up to any of these people to actually kill them, considering he walks with the speed of. The Blood Beast. Film: Night of the Blood Beast (1. This sci- fi/horror turkey from the `5. Ridley Scott’s classic 1. Alien — the idea of an alien creature impregnating a human being with its offspring. And that’s where the similarities end. See, Alien boasted an awesome, now- iconic monster that would go down in history as one of the greatest ever designed. And the “Blood Beast” – um, didn’t. No, the titular creature in this disaster looks like a human- sized parrot covered in feces. I’m not quite sure what the fuck the filmmakers were going for, but not only does the alien look ridiculous, it also speaks with the intonation of a movie trailer voice- over artist. The Godmonster of Indian Flats. Film: Godmonster of Indian Flats (1. The monster in this 1. Snuffleupagus (I stole that reference from another website, for the record) and a deformed camel. Indeed, one of the greatest scenes in this unbelievably bizarre creature flick suggests an episode of Sesame Street as directed by Ed Wood. A group of blonde, squeaky- clean children eat lunch on a picnic blanket (“mmm, these are good hot dogs!”) while the titular beast emerges from some foliage in the background and approaches with a lumbering gait, although for some reason the (special- needs?) kids don’t spot him until he’s right on top of their asses. They then run screaming in terror, their idyllic summer’s day (not to mention their childhoods) shattered forever. So what is the monster supposed to be, anyway? A giant mutant sheep, created by contaminated gases leaking from an ancient mine located nearby. The Creeping Terror. Film: The Creeping Terror (1. Creeping Terror” is right. This fucker moves with the speed of a 9. Schnapps. And yet people still get eaten somehow, seemingly by crawling inside the giant rug- monster’s vagina of their own accord. Ok, I get it – there are scores of classic movie monsters that move slowly and still manage to catch their prey (zombies, Jason Voorhees, et al.), but they also don’t look like a fucking shag carpet that was woven together by a mentally- deranged knitting circle. Apparently, the original creature designed for the movie was lost and director Vic Savage was forced to put together a new one on his own, without the help of a professional effects- man. Sadly, Savage (nee Arthur Nelson White) disappeared from the world of filmmaking after helming this, and ultimately died of liver failure at age 4. I feel for the guy, but really – what other option was there but to become an alcoholic after this? Tabonga the Killer Tree Stump. Film: From Hell It Came (1. The Yoda- esque title From Hell It Came is pretty lofty for a movie about a “South Seas” prince who is wrongfully executed before returning as a walking tree to take out his revenge. Sure, the “killer tree” trope has been used in several other horror movies, from The Evil Dead to William Friedkin’s The Guardian to Poltergeist, but never has the embodiment of said enemy been so deliciously cheesy. It’s a horrible idea to base an entire movie around, but what puts this one over the top is the fact that “Tobonga” is literally portrayed by a man in a hilariously un- subtle tree- stump outfit that looks like it was purchased at a discount costume shop a couple hours before filming. It, the Monster from Venus. Film: It Conquered the World (1. This Roger Corman- directed film was remade in 1. Zontar, the Thing From Venus, and while that version of the alien resembles a human- sized shit- monster with wings, the 1. The (anti)climactic final confrontation with the alien is an awkwardly- staged laugh riot, particularly considering that the creature’s “arms” look like giant potato sprouts. And yet still the alien manages to lay waste to a battalion of soldiers sporting machine guns. Needless to say, this gets my vote for the worst movie monster of all time. Honorary Mentions (it’s a long list)The Alligator People, 1. It’s a woman in a latex one- piece!); Navy vs. Female star Pier Angeli killed herself immediately following the completion of principal photography); Killdozer 1. Blood Freak 1. 97. God- fearing/anti- drug serial killer with a giant turkey head); Day of the Triffids 1. Attack of the Eye Creatures 1. The Brainiac 1. 96. Attack of the Beast Creatures 1. Attack of the Killer- Doll- Throwing Off- Screen P. A.’s); The Horror of Party Beach 1. Cookie- Monster!! 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