Free short stories by Robert Burton Robinson: Amateur Investigator, Sudden Future, Classical Revenge, Kory Mantra, Road Rage to Nowhere, and dozens more. When writing horror stories for adults people tell me put some adult content into them! This baffles me. Funny Stories for Kids. Horror Stories for kids. The Man Who Found Out by Algernon Blackwood. Professor Mark Ebor, the scientist, led a double life, and the only persons who knew it were his assistant, Dr. Laidlaw, and his publishers. But a double life need not always be a bad one, and, as Dr. Laidlaw and the gratified publishers well knew, the parallel lives of this particular man were equally good, and ... Continue reading.. The Insanity of Jones by Algernon Blackwood. Adventures come to the adventurous, and mysterious things fall in the way of those who, with wonder and imagination, are on the watch for them; but the majority of people go past the doors that are half ajar, thinking them closed, and fail to notice... This happened on TAM airlines. A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the passenger next to her was a black man. Visibly furious. This Web site is dedicated to the wonderful world of the short story and to all who enjoy reading shorts stories as I do. I will try to add a few short stories every. Large online library of short stories with monthly features and additions. Classics and new writing - includes summaries, biographies and analysis. User-friendly. Continue reading.. The Glamour of the Snow by Algernon Blackwood. Hibbert, always conscious of two worlds, was in this mountain village conscious of three. It lay on the slopes of the Valais Alps ... Continue reading.. The Wendigo by Algernon Blackwood. ![]() A considerable number of hunting parties were out that year without finding so much as a fresh trail; for the moose were uncommonly shy, and the various Nimrods returned to the bosoms of their respective families with the best excuses the facts of their imaginations... Continue reading.. Endless Loopby Unknown. One night, a man had a nightmare. It was the most frightening thing he had ever experienced. In the dream, he found himself walking in a desert. Somehow, he had no idea how he had gotten there, but he knew he was lost and alone... Continue reading.. A Haunted Houseby Virginia Woolf. Whatever hour you woke there was a door shutting. From room to room they went, hand in hand, lifting here, opening there, making sure- -a ghostly couple. And he added, . You, who so well know the nature of my soul, will not suppose, however, that I gave utterance to a threat. At length I would be avenged ... Continue reading.. The Pit and the Pendulum by Edgar Allan Poe. I was sick, sick unto death, with that long agony, and when they at length unbound me, and I was permitted to sit, I felt that my senses were leaving me. The sentence, the dread sentence of death, was the last of distinct accentuation which reached my ears. After that, the sound of the inquisitorial voices seemed merged in one dreamy... Continue reading.. Funny Human Resources Horror Stories . If we see you wearing Prada trainers & carrying a Gucci bag we assume. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes and therefore you do not. If you dress in- between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a pay rise. SICK DAYS. We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If. you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. SURGERY: Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment. PERSONAL DAYS: Each employee will receive 1. HOLIDAYS: All employees will take their vacation at the same time every year. For instance, all employees whose names begin with '. If you're unable to go at your allotted time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your turn comes again. In extreme emergencies, employees may swap their. Both employees'. supervisors must approve this exchange in writing. In addition, there is now a strict 3- minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm. LUNCH BREAK: Skinny people get 3. Normal size people get 1. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's. Slim Fast and take a diet pill. Thank you for your loyalty to our. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations. A Funny and Alternative Slant on Management Place 4. Put your new employees in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours. If they are counting the. Accounting Department. If they are. recounting them, put them in Auditing. If they have messed up the. Engineering. If they are. Planning. If they are sleeping, put them in Security. If they have. broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources. If they. say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more. Sales. If they have. Marketing. If they are. Strategic Planning. If. they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved. Top Management. Footnote: Funny HR item kindly sent in by Maggie Nutt . Twitter. I'am eating a #Donut. Facebook: I like donuts. Four. Square: This is where I eat donuts. Instagram: Here's a vintage photo of a donut. You. Tube: Here I am eating a donut. Linked. In: My skills include eating a donut. Pinterest: Here's a donut recipe. Last FM: Now listening to 'Donuts'G+ I'm a Google employee who eats donuts. My hobbies include raising long- eared rabbis as pets. My last job was as a plumbing and hating specialists. I worked for 6 years as an uninformed security guard. The academic scholarship I earned came with a plague. Most of my experience to this point has been as a blue- color worker. My career goal is to shave my talents with a growing company. This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist And. Male or Female'.. As I am both for the past Several years. I can handle both; I am applying for the post. As my mother- in- law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please. Now GET OUT and don't come back. I can Typereal quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the phone and no I. Pepole reallyseam to respond to me well. Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited. I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay meand wat you think that I am werth,I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. Yore best aplicant so farr. Sinseerly,Peggy May Starlings. PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - enclosed is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.#. Funny Appraisals. Gets along extremely well with superiors and subordinates alike: A coward. Happy: Paid too much. Hard worker: Usually. Identifies major management problems: Complains a lot. Indifferent to instruction: Knows more than superiors. Is well informed: Knows all office gossip and where all the skeletons. Inspires the cooperation of others: Gets everyone else to do the work. Is unusually loyal: Wanted by no- one else. Keeps informed on business issues. Subscribes to Playboy and National Enquirer. Listens well: Has no ideas of his own. Maintains a high degree of participation: Comes to work on time. Meticulous in attention to detail: A nitpicker. Mover and shaker: Favours. Not a desk person: Did not go to college. Ideas to Enliven Your Next Meeting. Dreading another boring company meeting? Make a little paper boat and sail. Give a broad wink to someone else at the table. Ask it to clarify difficult. When there is a call for questions, lean back in your chair, prop your. Every time the. speaker makes a point, check for it in one of the printouts. Footnote: Story kindly sent in by Alistair Milne. Please send us your funny Human Resources horror story. If you like this page then please share it with your friends. See more funny employee evaluation, human resources.
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